Friday, August 27, 2010

Copy and Paste: Mature Lady

Hello: Princess,

I found your profile nice and gracious. I am [REDACTED], a Petro-Chemical Engr working and established. I own my own house and and a car. I am 35 years old tall about 6'3ft, 210 lb, black hair, blue eyes.

I am divorced and with the intention of settling down again. I really want to know you better because I love your profile you are exactly what I want, don't allow age be a problem it's just a number.
I love your profile, I most tell you the truth you are cute and sexy I have always needed a mature lady to be my companion.

I am fun to be with and I am also the outdoor type, I love traveling and that I will enjoy more when we are together. I am romantic and strong when it comes to performing my duty as a man. I just want you to accept me for who I am. I need a mature lady like you who can join me in managing my verse estate and investments. I am a man that will always want to pay the bills and make my lady happy.

Alot more you will know about me...

I don't care what others think about you, to me you are the best.....

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Kevin's Profile Says He Enjoys and Is Good at Writing.

hey i am kevin! you will probably think i am nuts, but i love bein with someone older than myself, and curious if maybe you would be interested!? i am 23 srry if your not tho, i dont want to offfend!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

So I Guess I'm the Spiderman of Online Dating . . . But With a Talking Heart

I have never seen a more beautiful, nor more exciting woman than you. Yes, I know that I am not your prince in shining armor, and I am not the frog you are looking to kiss, but rather the toad sitting along the way watching all the frogs getting kissed. But, I know beauty when I see it, and I know what makes my heart sing. I may be older, but I would never cheat on my lady, nor would I treat her with any kind of disrespect. If you get tired of those who would use, or abuse you, I would be pleased to show you what it is like to be treated as you so richly deserve. In my eyes you are a gem, and should be treasured by the one you choose to be with, and he should feel honored that you wish to be with him. Please, forgive me if I have spoken out of turn, or offended you in any way. I speak only what my heart feels for you. You have been blessed by God with a beauty that most women could never achieve, and since I have seen you, He has blessed me too. The men's hearts that you touch haven't a chance at all around you. We sometimes are judged by those that we touch. I assume that you are viewed as one of the most wonderful women those that you meet have ever known. I think that is sweet, but at the same time I know that with great glory comes huge responsibility to ones self. Please, never take yourself too seriously, and above all else enjoy life, for it passes so quickly. A beautiful woman, such as yourself, is something that most men seek all of their lives, but some of us can only smile at God in thanks as you pass by. You are so wonderful to my heart!

My heart belongs to you now. It lies there at your feet. Please, pick it up, and hold it to your breast, so that our hearts may talk to one another. I long to find you are just as lovely inside as well.

Forever Yours

Is That an Austen Reference?

Hmm..

We have very high match and friend percentages. I wonder what algorithm spits out these numbers or if there is a mad scientist in an office somewhere matching people up at random via fuzzy math and sensibility.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

I'll Serve My Own Tea, Thanks.

Hello,

I am a well-groomed, well-dressed, well-read, fit male in my mid-20s who would enjoy the company of an older woman. Women my own age tend to be very frivolous and I don't feel as safe around them. I enjoy cuddling, giving foot massages, serving tea and cocktails, and all manner of services. I appreciate women who have a real body and not the scrawny women who look like sickly boys in the fashion magazines. Being with an older woman makes me feel safe, secure and peaceful in a way which (most) women my age cannot produce. Most girls in my age range are loud, they unnecessarily hop about, speak in twitty voices, and expect too much. Who knows? Maybe we could go out to good restaurants and good films? Or enjoy good conversation over a few glasses of wine? I am financially stable. This is not a joke.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Flattery . . . Will Get You Nowhere.

Hello,....Good evening... I would be more than glad to be the complement of your date... could be very interesting and very especial to know a lady like you...For me will be a great honor and a delight...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Not So Much.

You are so beautiful / I am Osama / Egypt Nationality / I live in Dubai / possible to be friends

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Wait, What?

Hi

Am so much attracted to you and i want to know even more, And just want know if we can get to talk much more better on here or by telling me more about yourself, which i will be happy to know more if you want to...

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Continental

Hey.Hi.Hola.What's Up?

Great sounding profile you have there. So what sort of music and movies you like?

Sunday, August 1, 2010

You May Have Noticed No Return Winks from My Area of the Internet.

hello

I know I have winked at you a few times but I was hoping we could chat d little and get to know more about you. btw my name is manny

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Shh! I Feel I Know You Already.

hi

i liked your profile. you seem very nice and it looks like we have a lot in common. how are you?

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Please Do Not Approach Me at WalMart.

Good evening...

So I logged into my account to distract me while I was waiting for an email from some strange guy on Craigslist wanting to sell me something...

I went to the quickmatch option just because the ranking system for this site perplexes me. Somehow, I'm 1% my own enemy. Not sure how that works...
But anyways, your profile came up on the list. OkCupid matched us up really well and we only hate each other 14% of the time, but here was this really interesting profile, with some really beautiful pictures attached to it.

So the first thing I asked was: "Who is this?" but my dismay, a quickmatch does give profile names or the ability to favorite them.

Let's just say it took some clever search filters and the patience to go through about 200 profiles in the Boston area to find the picture that matches that profile that caught my attention.

Well, I've said it. Of course, it's all easier online, but whether it's online, at WalMart or some chance meeting at a pub, it has to start with someone taking the first step forward...

Friday, July 23, 2010

My Intact Heart

Hello

How are you doing?I was checking your profile and i really like your profile,i am a new member on here and searching for someone to get to know more better and see how it goes but sometimes its good to look into the heart because beauty might fade away but the heart will only remain intact,I'm a single Guy,i am looking for a serious relationship and hope we can get to know each other...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Romantic Comedy Pitch: The Girl Meets Closer the Young, Cheerful Man

You're cute. I want to meet you closer.

I am the young, cheerful man, in the dawn of forces. Would like to get acquainted with the girl for serious relations, family creation. The age and a geographical arrangement of value have no. Write me!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I am absolutely amazing.

Hi! I just wanted to say that your smile is so refreshing and truly a sight! You look absolutely amazing, and im sure just as beautiful inside as you are out....Im Ronnie and would love to talk sometime......

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

compellingbeauty!!!

Hello!!! I hope you are having a wonderful day!!! I have read your profile & seen your pics and I have to say that I am quite impressed by your physical beauty, how full of grace, maturity,energy and persnality. You are extremely beautiful!!! Of a striking beauty,of compellingbeauty!!! I prefer to approach you from a human being to human being basic before trying to see how we can find completion in diversity but still as my mother always talk me it is to the man to go towards the woman so here I am... I would be very glad if you would allow me & you to get to know each other. Feel free to send me a message after reading my profile, I would be more that happy to hear from you. Have a wonderful week!!! :) & I hope to hear from you soon!!! Jean Marie.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Copy and Paste

Hi

Hi there,

You have a very charming profile. I am intrigued! Please take a look at mine and let me know if there is any interest. A profile, as such, is just that: a profile! It does not and can not even come close to conveying the true essence of me as a person. However, I hope you like what you read/see (either or both)!

I look forward to your positive response ...

Best,
- Harry

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Just What I'm Looking For!

Ok here goes nothing:

So - first things first - I realize I don't have a picture up on my profile. I assure you I'm not a leper or some troll (quite the contrary I'd like to believe - my looks at one point were my profession). Really, I never thought I'd be writing someone off of here, I normally just come on here and browse around to see what's out there.

But your profile really caught me off guard; you're incredibly sexy and seem very down to earth and fun.

Me - I'm 6'1, black hair short hair, tall dark and handsome to be confident and concise. I'm well educated and successful.

Here comes the brutally honest part - I'm here in Boston getting my MBA and between that and the business I run back home, I don't really have much time to date. While it may seem harsh, I don't want to misrepresent my intentions, wasting both your and my time doing so. So (and I really have no intention of offending you, just want to be brutally honest), would you have any interest in getting together on a respectful but mostly physical level? Maybe like friends with benefits? I know you say you're not really interested in that in your profile, but maybe, JUST MAYBE, you wrote it to deflect the majority of the pervs on here?

There, I said it (I told myself I'd regret it if I didn't at least try).

Eagerly awaiting your response,
A

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

You Had Me At "Nice."

Hi there

Just wanted to say hello. You have a nice profile and an awesome smile. Maybe you would be up for chatting sometime. Have a great rest of your holiday weekend.

R

Monday, July 5, 2010

Who Needs Caps When U Keep in Touch To a Nice Lady?

you look a nice lady through ur profile.so i am interested to be your friend.are u willing to keep in touch to me?if so please send me a reply.i am new on dating online,hope u will accept my invitation.thanks.bye.[REDACTED],cambridge,ma.

But How Can I Reach You?

hey

Hello, my name is [REDACTED]. I know this is wicked random and I hope it is not to forward but I saw your profile and you caught my attention. I didn't know if you would be interested in getting to know each other. I am 27 year old who graduated from Rhode Island College with a degree in Communications. Right after I graduated I signed on as a conference coordinator in mass, I put on medical conferences all over the United States. I am working in Warren Rhode Island as an event manager. I put on marketing conferences all over the country. I play the drums for musicals on the side. I also am a musician; I play the drums mainly but also play guitar and bass. Well you seem very nice and maybe you would be interested in me? If you are great and if not that is fine as well. You can get in touch with me through e-mail [REDACTED]@yahoo. com or aim [REDACTED]. I hope to hear from you.

Sincerely,
[REDACTED]
p.s. your very beautiful
my pictures are on my facebook, feel free to add me [REDACTED]@yahoo.com

You Sweet Talker.

(No subject)

Hello how are you? care to chat?

You Sure Get Specific, D.

Hi,

You have a very nice profile. Just wanted to compliment you on that. And yes I do have to admit that you have exquisite looks, specially your eyes are very attractive and you have a distinctly sensual smile..

What I liked about your profile is that it is honest and reflects your depth and intelligence.. a rare combination of beauty and brains I must say..
It is a privilege to have found you here :)

Have a great day.
-d

Those Are Cataracts.

Beutiful Lady

There are secrets hidden behind your eyes. Won't you share them with me?

You'll Be Expecting a Long Time.

Hello Friend,

Hello Friend,

I am sorry for the inconvenience mail to you.

How are you doing there ? This is Pradip from India.

I have read your profile in the site, It is very interesting and realism, its very much impressed me. Friend if you have a little time to visit my profile it would pleasure to me. And a sort note from you would be nice.

As we are a mature person and seriously searching our soul mate for our 2nd half. We are both thirsty for few drop love, peace and happiness . Is not it ?

I do not believe this personal match % system here.
I believe complete trust,understanding, commitment, honesty and faith in each other makes a true ever lasting relation and it is great chemistry in conjugal life. I think that life is too short and I try to fill it with worthwile things - love, happiness, laughter. I believe in monogamous relationship.
Hello, As I am never been married person and 44yrs. old, Business man, Height 5'8", Weight 58kg. and have own house.

I have feel to seen your picture in the site that you are a sober personality,family oriented,pleasant looking and somthing modest . I am feeling loneliness and need a woman in my life and who will take care me.I need a woman not only for sex, need as a friend as my guardian and as one part of my soul.

It does not matter for me that we come from different countries, different religion,different color/type, Height and speak different languages and culture as a human being . Need only peaceful and happiness life. Built a new home, new life, new family. Where two souls live together with happy life and love each other, take care of each other until to death. We Indian are believe wife is half part of husband soul. And, We should think about our future and will be some one need suport to each other for our future.
And we respect the woman as there are motherhood nature. Our mythology learn us, Women are the supreme power in the Earth. So, We sould respect them.

I have not any intention to annoy or play game with any body and i do not like to play game with me also.

If you would like to acquaintance with me being a Indian Person and you are really looking for a balanced, healthy, loving and monogamous relationship that would lead to marriage and family. You should message me if your heart is open and you're wanting a very snugly, fun, smart, partner/ best friend to go through life with. Will be expecting your response.

T H A N K Y O U
Take care
Pradip
India

Say No More.

Hello

How are you. Im interested in getting to know you. My name is Bob.